After Monty Don's 'ascetic priest' approach to Gardener's World the Sock will be pleased if the new lead presenter takes it in a different, punchier, direction. The Sock is informed that action man Matthew Wilson exudes masculinity and will be the ideal antidote to His Organic Jerkinness..
Matthew - you were only supposed to layer the bloody hedge!
Lobster Massacre - .. In order to become a 'fully fledged' member of my family, all boyfriends I took to meet my increasingly eccentric parents were required to pass an in...
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