The Sock was surprised to learn that Ladbroke's are already giving odds on Britain's Next Top Gardener with Matthew Wilson as front runner.
2/1 Matthew Wilson - dark stallion
4/1 Joe Swift – amiable donkey
5/1 Carol Klein - mare's nest
7/1 Alys Fowler - skinny colt
7/1 Chris Beardshaw – Pegasus
10/1 Alan Titchmarsh - knackers yard
1000/1 Christine Walkden - back end of an ass
The Sock is thinking of putting a monkey on Matthew Wilson. If anyone has insider knowledge that will stop her wasting her money then please speak to the Sock – total confidentiality guaranteed!