Sunday, 25 May 2008

Horses for Corses

The Sock was surprised to learn that Ladbroke's are already giving odds on Britain's Next Top Gardener with Matthew Wilson as front runner.

2/1 Matthew Wilson - dark stallion

4/1 Joe Swift – amiable donkey

5/1 Carol Klein - mare's nest

7/1 Alys Fowler - skinny colt

7/1 Chris Beardshaw – Pegasus

10/1 Alan Titchmarsh - knackers yard

1000/1 Christine Walkden - back end of an ass

The Sock is thinking of putting a monkey on Matthew Wilson. If anyone has insider knowledge that will stop her wasting her money then please speak to the Sock – total confidentiality guaranteed!


Crusty Bedsocks said...

Will there be enough pies at Berryfields for Christine to be tempted to take the job I wonder?

Arabella Sock said...

Ha ha ha! Crusty Bedsocks! I wondered when you would turn up.