No the Sock isn't going to entertain you today. She is just going to direct you to the BBC Gardening site which is quite amusing this week.
One of their suggestions for the Bank Holiday weekend is to build a rustic bench!!! What is it with the Beeb and rustic benches? Two pieces of tree stump and a plank - well two planks actually, one for the bench and Monty Don as you will find out when you play the instruction video. Presumably Toby 'Tumnus's effort at rustic bench building wasn't up to scratch!!
If that doesn't appeal to you then spend the weekend making a hoggin path or weaving an obelisk.
So that's your jobs dealt with. Then we turn to the next slot the...wait for it... ethical gardening slot.... the Sock doesn't know about you but she can't wait to spend the weekend getting ethical in the garden.
Then tonight we are getting a Gardener's World special starring Rachella. And guess what Rachella is going to show us? How climate change is likely to affect roses!!
Another way to entertain yourself is to type into google searches for Chris Beardshaw fan and Chris Beardshaw pants and see how high in the search listing the Sea of Immeasurable Gravy is. Ha ha ha!
UPDATE: This is awful. Whilst the Sock is winning on the googling Chris Beardshaw pants front, and is 25th listing with Matthew Wilson pants the Garden Monkey has beaten her in the googling stakes with
Cleve West pants
Joe Swift pants
Monty Don pants
and just pipped the Sock to the top of the league for James Alexander-Sinclair pants
can this post address this problem and put the Sock back in the running for Gold?
Oh no... further googling reveals that the Sock is top of the league for Toby Buckland pants but
the Garden Monkey has scored an own goal with top billing for Christine Walkden pants!
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