After reading the Grauniad interview with Monty Don the Sock has had to change his moniker to His Sustainably Sourced-Locally Jerkinnness as it seems dear Monty is falling off the organic bandwagon. Unfortunately the Bedsock has put the kybosh on further jokes about the article as he regards HSSLJ as a kindly uncle figure and won't hear a word said against him. This translates as him telling the Sock "Say anything nasty about that nice Monty Don and I won't cook you dinner!"
It did strike the Sock though that either the stroke had caused a mini Tourette's syndrome in the Don or that he hoped the bad language would make him more accessible!
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