The Sock is not well - please send chocolates, cake, a bottle of Talisker and sympathy in that order to the Sea of Immeasurable Gravy. Imagine the poor Sock's shock, when she hauled herself off the couch (where she had finally started watching the entire recorded series of Damages) to find that it is possible she is being framed for the murder of Brother Toby Buckland in the continuing saga of Midsommer Berryfields!
Shome mishtake shurely! The bit of knicker elastic is clearly a plant.
The Sock has her theories about whodunnit and believes the Village Idiot clearly fits the profile!