But dear reader there is no need to be sad!! You too can look forward to winter with a brand new hot water bottle from the Sea of Immeasurable Gravy's new product range.
All bottles are made from naturalish and ethicallyish sourced products mostly located within 15 or so miles of YOU!
Top of the range bottles made in best quality faux fur are
The Silver Sublime is the Roll's Royce of our hot water bottles. Classy, witty, smart and totally delectable you will all want to take this one to bed with you!!
The best things come in little packages and our Chocolate dream is no exception! Charming, soft and emminently strokeable you will want to cuddle this tiny bottle close to your heart.
Unfortunately the Big Huggy hot water bottle is no longer available.
The Budget Range
Redhead in Bed is our new arty hot-water bottle - absolutely geeooooooooooooorgeous!!!
It's a wrap! For those of you with slightly fishy tastes and plastic fetishes.
The Novelty Range
First up we have Pink Piggy - not to everyone's tastes - press this one on the nose and it squeals "Choo Choo" or "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Duckella - this is no duck to float in your bath. Take it to bed and it gently emits a smell of roses all night! Quack! Quack!
Oh dear! How did that get in it's disgraceful. Somebody at the SOIM will be sacked for this!
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