I thought Darce would have been the hero! I feel short changed now....
Don't worry S&S is a bit like Damageseveryone will turn out to be hiding something and there is every possibility a new hero will emerge.
Ahh, so Peter Seabrook will eventually sweep young Alys off her feet, then.
SO funny. I'm sure a regular spot could be made available in GW.I trust you have a good solicitor?I think you are the one with the boot fixation, though.
It it comes to that Jane, the Sock will represent herself in court wearing full dahlia balaklava.The Blackfingernail will swish around the place in black cape and mask and Fat Rascal will fly up from France to give out pink dahlias to all and very sundry. I expect all blog watchers to attend wearing Free the Sock T shirts. I am hoping it will be as big as the Deirdre Rachid/Barlow didn't do it story. We should then all sell our stories including those about paper knickers and make a mint! Ha ha!
Mutt is already my hero.There are several dénouements possible (not showing off, just one of my favourite French words which literally means unknotting, which has knitting connotations, and probably kitten connotations too)An Austen one where everybody marries the person they should have only we didn't know it at the start.A Shakespearian one with lots of dead bodies piled up, tragically.A Hardy one, similar to the above only with more corduroy and organic jerkins.A Dickensian one with lots of syrup and snow and huggykissiness.An Eastenders one with abuse, incest and no happy ending for anybody.A Corrie one which ends up in the Rovers....I'll stop now!
her boots ARE strangely fascinating aren't they, though?
I think it might be Dickinson rather than Dickensian... everyone will end up with orange skin due to radiation fall out and then retire to the Rovers to mwah mwah with everyone.I went for a drink with my cat-sitter and her friend. The friend had an incredibly interesting story to tell about how she always wears cowboy boots and wore some pink ones to a conference... The end of the story was her fleeing some hotel with her only her boots on and her coat flung over her nakedness. Bit of a misunderstanding that the guy wanted the boots but not her...
"wearing full dahlia balaklava"I'm tired tonight. I read that (perhaps with one of your entries to the Emsworth village show in mind) as "wearing full dahlia baklava" Not sure whether that would be the same idea as wearing a chocolate cosmos or a courgette cake ... . But at least if the trial went on a bit you wouldn't get hungry.
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