The Socks were lying in their kingsize bed with views directly over the harbour to Sydney Opera House watching breakfast TV when on came someone called the Lazy Gardener to do a slot about organic gardening.
"So what is organic gardening?" questioned the manicured blonde presenter.
"Well organic gardening is when you cut down on the chemicals......... a bit"
answered the Lazy Gardener.
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