Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Gardeners looking Good!

The Sea of Immeasurable Gravy is proud to bring you a new weekly slot where Sok Wan (distant cousin of the more famous Gok) will makeover some of your favourite gardening celebrities, turning them into the fantasy figures you are all craving for!

Sok will take our horticultural heroes, strip them to their underwear and then hose them down in a freezing cold swimming pool. After all their inhibitions have been washed away Sok will transform them into the stars the public really want to see!

This week Sok has worked his magic on James and Anne-Marie...

15 comments:

emmat said...

I honestly, honestly cannot think of anything I would rather see on television.

VP said...

Judging from what he's said elsewhere, I think you're fulfilling James' dreams too, especially with that ting! on the teeth ;)

Crusty Bedsocks said...

Loving your work Sok!

I hope someone suggests them to the beeb - I would start watching Strictly if they were in it!

Arabella Sock said...

Ting! I knew there was a word for it. Sok spent ages searching for the 'Colgate ring of confidence' before finding a decent ting.

Someone will have to make it so for us then we can all demand tickets for the live show to cheer them on.

Yolanda Elizabet said...

ROTFLMSocksO

Can I do the hosing down please? Say yes, and I will give you a water feature as good as mine. Well, almost! ;-)

Pork Chop said...

Now that idea certainly has legs, and so does Anne-Marie it seems!

I commend the idea to the house.

Arabella Sock said...

Well you could do the hosing down Yolanda - but don't forget that not all the gardening celebs are as tasty as James. Also when Chris Beardshaw gets Sok'd (as is inevitable) I want to hold the hose!

Hi Pork Chop - I think we are onto a winner here! Start saving your telephone pennies to keep your favourites in.

Yolanda Elizabet said...

That's fine Arabella. You hold the hose and I'll hold Chris. It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it. ;-)

BTW with the not so tasty ones I will just close my eyes or wear very, very dark sunglasses.

Pork Chop said...

Can I be a judge? I could model myself on a cross between Craig Revell Horwood and Arlene Phillips,

Marlene Breville Toaster!

jro said...

I thought James always dressed like that at home.

Arabella Sock said...

I hope for his family's sake he doesn't, Jro. Can you imagine how irritating it would be when you are sat there trying to watch the new series of 24 and someone is prancing around in the corner with their teeth tinging every 5 minutes!

Yolanda I will hold you to this when Sok gives Christine Walkden her makeover.

Pork Chop, I expect you can be a judge - I am going to be a member of the audience and wear an enormous pink spangled frothy ball-gown and drip with diamanté stuff whilst wearing a JAS style hat with baubles hanging from it. I will have to find my long satin gloves to go with it - although I think I might have dyed them black for a tarts and vicars party many years ago.

I Still Have Some said...

Oh dear Arabella, I think you are becoming a Dame Edna lookalikee. Is that what your sojourn in Oz did for you?

Arabella Sock said...

Oh no! I've released the inner Edna!
I knew there was something in those Australian pies I kept having to eat.

Pork Chop said...

Oh Gawd

She'll be throwing gladdies at us next. Watch out possums!

jane said...

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(=speechless)