The Sock has wasted a considerable amount of time today and it is all James fault! Clearly the Sock had to rush out and buy a copy of Gardener's World after James had said on his blog "there is a photograph of me with a ludicrous looking pudding bowl hairstyle. I assure you all that I have never had such a coiffure and it must have been photoshopped in after the event".
So the Sock drove all the way out to the garden centre where they only had February's GW in store. Unfortunately the Sock couldn't remember which month James was in so tore open the plastic bag it comes in and started leafing through the contents. When some snitty young madam asked the Sock if she was going to buy it she was told "not unless there's a picture of James Alexander-Sinclair's hairdo in it!"
The Sock eventually found a copy of March GW in a newsagent. It was worth the trek! Ha ha ha! James - what have they done to you? And why? You will all have to buy your own copies to see the pudding bowl look but in the meantime here is a little quizette..
Whose hair is it anyway? James is sporting the hair of 6 different horticulturalists. (The Sock could easily fall in love with number 4 being a combination of her two favourite men!!)
And talking about people looking mad.. take a look at the picture of Chris Beardshaw in March's RHS 'The Garden' magazine!
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