Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Pssst... about that tattooo..

The Sock has it on the authority of the Award Winning Dutch Blogger (who knows about these things) that the tall and manly Heathcliffe of the Hedgerows has had his butt tattoo enhanced!!

As regular blogwatchers will know James A-S first blew the gaff on Matthew Wilson's SCLUB 7 tattoo. Now the Sock has been sent photographs purporting to be of an operation to support Rachel Stevens from sagging! This picture is not for the squeamish...

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10 comments:

emmat said...

i just don't even slightly understand how you do that

Zoë said...

Barking! Why do people do these things?

James A-S said...

I'm so pleased you didn't show the restoration techniques used to winch up Paul Cattermole's drooping veg.
(PS It was an award openly voted for by the general public. They may not be a very discerning cross section but democracy is not all about high falutin' cashmere and Dijon mustard.)

Arabella Sock said...

I felt quite queasy working with those photos and thank the lord they weren't of the Catterwauler!

I wasn't sure who you were refer to as barking Zoe, the Sock, Matthew Wilson or SCLUB7.

You needn't feel so sensitive about your award James. It was always going to happen - everyone knows that yours is the Very Best of Blogs although on the other hand the 'people' did vote for the plasticine garden. Hmmm...

Zoë said...

Arabella, whoever allowed themselves to undergo that particular form of mutilation!

Having been forced to take a group of 6, 12 year old girls to see SClub7 at Wembley in their hay day, I can also confirm I am quite barking!

easygardener said...

Downright creepy - both the tattoo and the person who had it done (and the doer come to that)

Lia Leendertz said...

That is truly, utterly foul. I feel dirty having looked at it. Why did i click?!

HappyMouffetard said...

What happens to her 'enhancements' when he sits down? Or is Matthew Wilson doomed to stand forever?

Arabella Sock said...

I think you have got to the ..er.. nub of the matter there HappyM. We can only wait for the new Channel 4 series and watch to see if Matthew ever sits down. Euw! Part of me wishes I had never posted this..

Yolanda Elizabet Heuzen said...

Excellent question by Mouffe as that one kept me awake for nights now. Ours is not to wonder why people have these things inflicted on them, but we do, or so it seems. ;-)

The new Channel 4 series? Drat, I only get BBC 1 to 6. Dear award winning sock please report all the juicy titbits of that series on your excellent and very award winning blog.