Unsurprisingly The Sea of Immeasurable Gravy has been voted the Best Bloggywog Ever in the Fork n' Monkey Awards.
[Er.. this isn't quite true is it Arabella? The fact is you were voted best Post on a blog not the Best Blog. Ed.]
Eh? What do you mean? Same difference surely. The Sock is the best ever blogger.
[No Arabella it was just a couple of your posts that people liked - the rest was rubbish.. Ed.]
The Sock can't believe you are telling her this she had had a dress specially made from the cats for the awards ceremony..
So who has taken the title of Best British Blog then?
[I think you will find that was James the Hat, Arabella. Ed..]
Well that is a fix then isn't it - he was one of the organisers!!!!! So the Sock must have been best commenter on a blog then.
[Er.. sorry Arabella that was Emma. Ed.]
No-one understood the voting system anyway.
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