Another day, another cheribum disappears from the scene.
Dear children, behind December 3rd's Beardshawette we find a scene of unfolding Tragedy (when the feelings gone and you can't go on)!
Today, the great, the good and the party mentalist are gathering together at the Gardenworld's Chrimbo Ball where much champagne will be drunk, awards will be presented and oodles of fun and jollity will be had by all.
All that is except poor Cindersock... who is left to slave away cleaning the kitchen
whilst the ugly sisters et al party on.
For those of you who are alone today, left out in the cold like poor Cindersock, we will play records with the theme of loneliness. Please add your song choice to the comments. To start you off here is Cindersock's
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