Last night the Bedsock came home from work with a little pressie for me. "Close your eyes and put out your hands" said the Bedsock. The Sock did so, not without a certain amount of trepidation being the sort of person herself who would then be overwhelmingly tempted to dump something cold, wet and slimey (like one of the frogs the cats bring in) into the opened palms. The Bedsock is a totally trustable person though so the Sock did as she was told and he gave her something cold, hard and oddly shaped... and it was
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Lobster Massacre - .. In order to become a 'fully fledged' member of my family, all boyfriends I took to meet my increasingly eccentric parents were required to pass an in...
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