All is not well at Sock Towers... there have been some very sinister developments...
On the day when we were all happily fantasizing about Matthew Wilson's bookywook the postman fought his way through the snowdrifts to Socktowers with an innocuous looking parcel addressed to Miss Arabella Sock.
"How delightful" thought the Sock "this must surely be a delivery of deliciously expensive chocolates sent by the Bedsock to make up for leaving her snowed in and home alone for a week." The Sock ripped open the padded envelope only to reveal, horror of horrors, an anonymous note dripping with malice ...
Worse was to come. The Sock bravely but recklessly pulled out the bulky contents of the envelope and then Aaargh!!!!
Who could have done such a thing?
The Sock has her suspicions and believes it could be her No. 1 Fan gone bad...
The book was obviously bought at a 99p shop or more likely stolen from a local library as no-one, not even a mad person, would pay full price for it.
The book is in pristine condition, none of the pages have been turned implying this person couldn't bear to read it either.
The padded envelope was recycled implying someone too lazy to buy a new one. After carefully peeling off the selotaped on address label the Sock found one word underneath!! The Sock now believes she has the evidence she needs to have this maniac locked away from society and make us all safer.
And what to do with the book? The Sock intends to pass it on to someone else who in turn will pass it on to someone else and we shall see just how many hands it can pass through before it finds someone who could possibly want it.
3 years ago